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The most discomfort 2024

The 2024 star rankings: which sign is most faithful

The 2024 ranking of the most discomfort signs according to Mago Lucas here's what the stars say:

  1. Scorpio: The kings and queens of "discomfort"! In 2024, with Pluto making its usual rounds, Scorpios might play "guess what I'm thinking" leaving their partners a bit in panic.

  2. Gemini: Ah, the Geminis! With Mercury making them spin, they might send cryptic messages that not even the best decoder could interpret. "I love you, but wait, maybe not…"

  3. Aries: Mars charges them with energy, and Aries might jump from one emotion to another faster than a viral TikTok. One day they are cute, the next day "who are you?"

  4. Aquarius: Uranus makes them unique, but also unpredictable. They might take you to Mars for a date and then "ghost" you while you're still in orbit.

  5. Leo: With the Sun illuminating them, Leos love to be the center of attention. "Love me, adore me, but don't expect me to respond to your messages right away."

  6. Sagittarius: With Jupiter pushing them, Sagittarians might love adventure more than stability. "Love, you're great, but I have a plane to Nepal in five minutes."

  7. Libra: Venus makes them charming, but indecisive. "I love you, but… oh look, that person looks interesting!"

  8. Cancer: Ruled by the Moon, Cancers can be emotional, but also a bit moody. "Yesterday I adored you, today you looked at me wrong, so… I don't know."

  9. Capricorn: Saturn makes them serious, but sometimes a bit cold. "Love is important, but have you seen my stock portfolio?"

  10. Taurus: Uranus in Taurus could bring some sudden mood changes. "Love, I'll take you out for dinner, but then don't talk to me for three days, okay?"

  11. Pisces: Ah, the sweet Pisces, with Neptune on board they might lose the thread. "I love you in such a deep and mysterious way that I don't even understand it."

  12. Virgo: Mercury makes them analytical, but also a bit critical. "I love you, but you could improve in these 17 points."

Stars of 2024

What do the stars of 2024 say according to Magician Lucas.

Here are the rankings of this fantastic 2024 according to the stars

  1. The Best in Bed
  2. The Luckiest
  3. The Best at Making Money
  4. The Loneliest
  5. The Most Unwell
  6. The Most Faithful
  7. The Most Creative
  8. The most transgressive
  9. The Most Miserly

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